Mid-April and I'm only now leaving Louisiana for Massachusetts. The season ended three weeks ago, but I've been stuck here with my thumb up my ass ever since! That's what happens when a dim-witted moron crashes into your parked car, and the body shop (Luke's Paint and Body, which should be demolished for all of the shit they put me through!) and insurance company do their best to properly rape you. So that's been a lot of fun.
On the bright side (if I can really say that), I'm now in an "official facebook relationship," wow, what a thrill. She's alright though, except for a few headaches.
So this drive is going to take me about twenty-five, twenty-six hours total... I'll be making a stop in Virginia Beach for a little to see Beau "Tic-Toc" McLaughlin, and I should be back to Beantown by Sunday/Monday. The car is jammed to hell, and I'll actually probably have to throw a few things away just to make room. Super.
Anyways, Lafayette, another hockey season, another Mardi Gras, another group of degenerates for teammates, and another year in the books! It's been real, and as I like to say, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
Whoa, big gulps, huh? Welp... See ya later!
