Road Trip

Found this picture when I was randomly going through the phone... Wow, this really sums up the luxury bus we had last season. This was actually a good spot to get completely horizontal... One of the few.

Smell Ya, Lafayette!

Mid-April and I'm only now leaving Louisiana for Massachusetts. The season ended three weeks ago, but I've been stuck here with my thumb up my ass ever since! That's what happens when a dim-witted moron crashes into your parked car, and the body shop (Luke's Paint and Body, which should be demolished for all of the shit they put me through!) and insurance company do their best to properly rape you. So that's been a lot of fun.

On the bright side (if I can really say that), I'm now in an "official facebook relationship," wow, what a thrill. She's alright though, except for a few headaches.

So this drive is going to take me about twenty-five, twenty-six hours total... I'll be making a stop in Virginia Beach for a little to see Beau "Tic-Toc" McLaughlin, and I should be back to Beantown by Sunday/Monday. The car is jammed to hell, and I'll actually probably have to throw a few things away just to make room. Super.

Anyways, Lafayette, another hockey season, another Mardi Gras, another group of degenerates for teammates, and another year in the books! It's been real, and as I like to say, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

Whoa, big gulps, huh? Welp... See ya later!

Stink-eeee

Do the stanky Paige. Do the stanky Paige.

2010-11 Gators

Well, another season, another team, another city, and that's all she wrote. The 2010-11 season turned out to be a great experience for all who were involved with the Louisiana IceGators. The team rode the roller-coaster for most of the season, and the whole up-and-down thing caused some shit to get real old, real fast, but we persevered. There were a lot of new faces at the end of the year, and only a handful of remaining ones, but that's how it goes when you have a disappointing record and suffer a twenty-game losing streak in the middle of the season. Shit happens, but you roll with the punches.

This was a crazy ass group of guys, and no other team will ever come close. We put it together on the ice at the end of the season, and we never put it together off the ice. Which makes sense because if we all had it together off the ice then we wouldn't be the same group on the ice. Either way, it was a memorable experience.

Thanks to all of the fans who made this last season possible, and made it such a good experience for all of the players. Hopefully we will all see you back next season.

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