This is Ryan. Ryan Strayer. "Stray Cat," to the common man. Ryan is at a crossroads in his life, and needs your help.
He's trying to play hockey this year, but he has the confidence of a Chihuahua in a dogfight with a Pitbull. His main goal is to live and play in France, and is even offering to play without any form of payment. Unfortunately, not only is his window of opportunity to play in France closing with each passing day, but so is the opportunity to actually do something with his life for the next twelve months. You see, Ryan is currently staying with me after spending the past two months living on campus in a college dorm. Plus, his summer work in Massachusetts has concluded, and so he currently has no real source of income. Hence, he is in need of making a well informed and intelligent decision in as little as say 24-48 hours.
So, here are the scenarios that I have considered, and I leave them open to you for your input. Responses are encouraged...
A) Move home to Nashville and complain about life every day.
B) Cross fingers and toes and pray for France to come calling.
C) Try to find a hockey team in the U.S. who may actually be interested in taking him.
D) Move to San Diego with no real life's dream other than to, "Not wear a shirt every day."
E) Resort to male prostitution and chalk his life up as a loss at the age of 26.
